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PORTUGALIAE MONUMENTA FRIVOLA

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FASHION TIP

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Since catholic kitsch is the next big thing we here in Fabulastic show you how to carve your own rosary necklace. If you're not up to the work ask your children. Maybe they cut their wrists doing it and that's an extra...

GUESS WHO

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CRAVINGS

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This week seems to have been the bad taste galore. So we didn't crave for anything, but we surely wouldn't never crave for this:

When did those dreadfull Swarovski became fashionable? Arghhhhhh.. Even Liberace would puke.

WTF (WOW. THAT'S FABULASTIC!)

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True beauty. No chemicals added.

THIS FABULASTIC STRANGE WORLD

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«Fierce global competition in the garment industry translates into poor working conditions for many laborers in developing nations. (top) A worker in Phnom Penh, Cambodia, rests on the floor of a garment factory. More than 2,000 young women work in this factory, producing clothes for shops in Europe and North America. (bottom) The owner of a textile factory in Dhaka threatens a child laborer, who works for 10 hours a day to earn US$1.»

Most of your clothes are made by children like him. Do you feel guilty now? Read more here.

HOME SWEET HOME

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This time we had to invite our white trash relatives. Aren't they something?

RIDE HOME

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If it is a t-bird you are allowed to spread your legs.

TEA TIME

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This week we have spilt our tea graciously with Virginia Griswold.

I'LL BE THERE

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HE OR SHE

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WHICH QUEEN DO YOU PREFER?

HERETIC

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In the region of Tawarayama in Japan there’s a legend that almost half millenium ago two land lords started a rampand hate war that one of that parts, in fear of his heir’s life desguised him as a girl and hid him in a shrine. The opponent found out and chopped the boy’s head and severed his penis.
So that the boy didn’t fall into disgrace locals started making wood and ceramic phalluses to restore virility to the young corpse. From that moment on it became a tradition as well as a competition to make the bigger and more perfect one.

Nowadays the Mara Kannon shrine sees thousands of visitors each year. Mostly tourists, they come from nearly every country to see the forest o' phalli, some of which stand five feet tall. It is a popular destination for men suffering from erectile problems, and is even more popular with their wives. There you can buy ceramic phaluses, write your wishes on it and place it in the shrine as an offering.

JUST PORN?

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Pornography may cause the extintion of hedgehogs.

THE PORTUGUESE WAY

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ENGLISH
(Phillips Idowu)

PORTUGUESE
(Nelson Évora)

The portuguese one is a champion in more than one sense...

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YES, you can be a bottom in a suit...

PORTUGALIAE MONUMENTA FRIVOLA

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In a region up-north in Portugal called Barcelos a legend was born. It is said that some centuries ago, when T.V. and Internet were not available, an inocent men that was about to be hang said the following: « To prove that I'm innocent that roasted cock will sing. ». And the cock sang! No registries exist to say if they ate the holly cock or not... The thing is that oddly enough this singing cooked cock became the national symbol. Why? We sincerely don't know. But one thing is certain: We, the Portuguese, have the most famous cock in the world. (yes I know it is high school humour...)

(this is a modern version from WRONG SHOP)

CRAVINGS

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This week I only crave for the only thing that keeps me going. That's right, I'm talking about VODKA!

Let me show you a list of 5 fine vodkas. Some of them have a better package than actually a finer taste, so you better save them for the second round when you're just too drunk to notice. So, without further due, here's the list:

5.Belvedere: It's not that great. But it's expensive as hell. As fashion wind ows noticed: «When does a drink cost you $250,000? It’s when you’re drinking Belvedere Vodka accompanied by ‘Jagger Dagger’, a bejeweled ice dagger that has an 18-carat white gold hilt studded with 12 carats of brilliant-cut diamonds, 42 stunning pieces of pale sapphire and is inlaid with a central blue lapis lazuli square sitting above the blade.» And they have that Terry Richardson commercial and all....

4. Pravda Vodka: It's from Poland, the true land of vodkas. After you're drunk sound like Prada. Great aromatic taste, beautifull bottle.

3. Standard Russian Vodka.Yes it is it's true name. The only russian vodka of my list. If you take it as the third bottle is perfect: it is a myth that russian are good making vodka...

2. Absolut Masquerade or Disco: the quality is the quite allright, but look to those bottles. Divine.

1. Grey Goose: a vodka that doesn't play by the rules: it's french with an english name. Pure as heaven.

WTF (WOW. THAT'S FABULASTIC!)

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Christian Capurro spent almost 10 years erasing fashion magazines into oblivion. Nothing more than rubber dust and white pages was left. Maybe is just the only thing one can do with a Vogue Magazine... or not.

Read more here.

THIS FABULASTIC STRANGE WORLD

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Do you remember the great Mata Hari?

She was an exotic dancer, a spy and a wild lover. We have heard stories of her heart breaking romances and of her way with men. Fortunes were spend, mariages were broken, and countries were put to peril. And we can understand why. Here is her mug shot. Judge by yourself:

HOME SWEET HOME

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Sugar daddy's playground... Oh, I know sometimes I'm evil....

FASHION TIP

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Every year the cosmetic industry has to present two collections and they are doing this for decades now. The thing is that there are not enough collours percevable by the human eyes. Specially when it cames to red. So the secret is to change the package and the name and edit the same collours every year. Believe me girls that are no such collours like «red deliciouness», «magenta euphoria» or «orgasmic light redish orange». Here's an example from the revlon catalogue:

So, don't be foolish. Check your old lipsticks and compare it before you spend any money.

GUESS WHO

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Tip: loves to wear high heels